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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Observation:
Episcopalians have a sense of humor. They have to. Here are some of the jokes I've heard about Episcopalians
1) They are God's Frozen Chosen.
2) How many Episcopalians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: CHANGE?!
Alternate Answer: 13 - 1 to change the bulb and 12 to form a committee to preserve the old one.
3) Where there are four Episcopalians there is always a fifth.
4) They are Whiskeypalians.
5) They are Catholic Lite.
6) They are just a bunch of rich Catholics.
7) If the church caught fire, Episcopalians would form a procession to leave the building.
8) There are 11 commandments in the Episcopal Church - #11 is "Thou shall not be tacky".
9) For an Episcopalian hell is an eternal dinner party without a salad fork.

What have you heard? What do you think prompts this kind of humor?

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